A WOMANLY WISH

My birthday wish for you:
Your cake will be completely calorie-free,
And your house will clean itself.
Your kids will all be brilliant
And better behaved than anyone else.
Your man will become a romantic fool
And take you on a birthday cruise.
Your clothing will all fit perfectly
After those ten pounds that you'll lose.
Your hair will always look stunning,
And your credit limit will have no end.
Your flower garden won't know a weed
And we will remain forever friends.